No, I wouldn't be caught dead in this car, but it is just fine with my mother in law...
Her car was overheating on the way to work today (cloud of white smoke, which was coolant spraying from top of engine). She had it towed to a local franchise car maintenance store (no need to mention name at this point). They performed a pressure test on the coolant system and said it had a cracked intake manifold.
I know next to nothing about this car, but a quick Google search show that the 1995-1997 4.6L V8 Crown Vic has a known defective (or just bad design) plastic intact manifold that has some type of coolant connector that fails with the symptoms she was experiencing. Ford had a recall (or warrantee extension) that I think MAY have run out in 2003. No idea if this vehicle is covered or not. I will get the VIN tonight and check with Ford tomorrow.
The place mentioned above is quoting the following...
$579 replacement manifold parts
$416 labor
They also claim that the transmission fluid "smells burnt" and that because (news to me) the radiator has lines for both the engine coolant and transmission fluid, that the overheated coolant may have cooked the transmission fluid. So, for about an additional $200 or so they would replace the thermostat, and do some sort of service on the transmission. They are also saying that a car of this age may have brittle plug wire and that when the remove the manifold that those may get damaged, so they are saying those "might" need to be replaced at about $98. At this point the estimate (with optional items) is getting into the $1200+ territory.
Ok, I have Hondas and they never have problems, so this is all new to me.

I think even the price for the manifold seems high (maybe it's not) and the rest of it seems pretty inflated. I have zero experience with auto-transmissions, so the story on how the coolant overheating affecting the transmission fluid just sounds like an excuse to service the transmission. I had no idea that some radiators had a line from the transmission running through the same core used by the engine coolant? Same deal with the plug wires.
It is not my money, but the mother-in-law is on a VERY tight budget at this point and she should not be spending close to $1K unless she really needs to do so.
I am almost ready (assuming Ford says "no" to the warrantee idea) of just pulling enough stuff off of the manifold so that I can find the crack and fix it up using some JB Weld. If that doesn't cure the problem then maybe I will do it myself (i.e. buy the manifold and replace it myself). Either way, she is looking to ditch this car and get something more reliable. It has had some other problems in the past year and I think it is just going to become a maintenance headache.
Anyone with experience with this engine who can comment on this?
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Richard Casto
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