Turns out the throttle body sensor may have been bad. After having them check that it reads correctly from 0-100%, they found it went open at one point. A trip to LKQ and many hours later, the FLOG lives again.
Also... tightening the negative terminal helps. :-)
Just for VK (note: the CEL isn't on):
Code:
Address 01: Engine Labels: 06A-906-018-AEG.lbl
2 Faults Found:
01165 - Throttle Body Control Module (J338)
55-10 - Adaptation Not Successful - Intermittent
17951 - Angle Sensor 1 for Throttle Actuator (G187)
P1543 - 35-10 - Signal too Small - Intermittent
Readiness: 0110 1101
Address 03: ABS Brakes Labels: 1J0-907-37x-ABS.lbl
2 Faults Found:
00285 - ABS Wheel Speed Sensor; Front Right (G45)
35-00 - -
00283 - ABS Wheel Speed Sensor; Front Left (G47)
16-10 - Signal Outside Specifications - Intermittent
Address 15: Airbags Labels: 1J0-909-60x-VW3.lbl
1 Fault Found:
00532 - Supply Voltage B+
07-10 - Signal too Low - Intermittent
Address 17: Instruments Labels: 1J0-919-xxx-17.lbl
2 Faults Found:
01039 - Coolant Temperature Sensor (G2)
30-10 - Open or Short to Plus - Intermittent
01039 - Coolant Temperature Sensor (G2)
29-10 - Short to Ground - Intermittent
Address 46: Central Conv. Labels: 1J0-959-799.lbl
12 Faults Found:
00949 - Central Locking Motor - tailgate (V53); LOCK
25-10 - Unknown Switch Condition - Intermittent
00953 - Interior Light Time limit
25-10 - Unknown Switch Condition - Intermittent
01330 - Central Control Module for Central Convenience (J393)
53-10 - Supply Voltage Too Low - Intermittent
01329 - Convenience System Data Bus in Emergency Mode
35-10 - - - Intermittent
01333 - Door Control Module; Rear Left (J388)
49-00 - No Communications
01331 - Door Control Module; Driver Side (J386)
53-10 - Supply Voltage Too Low - Intermittent
01358 - Internal Central Locking Switch; Driver Side (E150)
27-10 - Implausible Signal - Intermittent
00912 - Window Regulator Switch; Front Left (E40)
27-10 - Implausible Signal - Intermittent
00914 - Window Regulator Switch; Rear Left; Driver (E53)
27-10 - Implausible Signal - Intermittent
00915 - Window Regulator Switch; Rear Right; Driver (E55)
27-10 - Implausible Signal - Intermittent
01332 - Door Control Module; Passenger Side (J387)
53-10 - Supply Voltage Too Low - Intermittent
01334 - Door Control Module; Rear Right (J389)
53-10 - Supply Voltage Too Low - Intermittent
Many of those are because of battery drop-outs due to the bad ground. But, some are there to stay. (the rear driver side control module may be dead.)
While I was there, I changed the lock controls. It will no longer auto-lock the doors, all doors unlock when the key is removed, (if they had one) the remote would act on all doors. I'd turn off the immobilizer, but VCDS doesn't do that.