new favorite quote

RodneyWright · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:09 am

I have a new favorite quote. This is from the strange news from WRAL. You can’t make this crap up…..

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TALLAHASSEE, FLA. — A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.
McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.
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now THAT'S funny.....

steve remchak · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:07 pm

doesn't beat, "they are trashy and all they do is work and make love" now that is some funny stuff right there, i don't care who you are.

says a lot if they still have the energy to make love after a full day of laboring, seems to me they would rather just **** after a hard day of work. :lol:

i crack myself up sometimes. :twisted:

clinehall · **Posted:** Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:10 am

You can always tell when Steve's has had a couple of bottles of swill and gets on the interweb for fun. I bet he got booted of a BMW forum last night.

Ash Nelson · **Posted:** Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:56 pm

OK, but we still don't know which Bruce Willis movie he watched.

I bet it was Die Hard.

RodneyWright · **Posted:** Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:37 pm

Ash Nelson wrote:

OK, but we still don't know which Bruce Willis movie he watched.

I bet it was Die Hard.

See, I think that's the whole problem here.... Allah didn't tell him which Bruce Willis movie to see, so he tripped over the edge trying to figure it out....

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