I know nobody is likely to cry for me, but enough folks seemed interested that I figured I'd post here. Turns out I wasn't high enough up on the list at FCI to get the *only* one they'll be getting. Apparently they chose to ignore my phone calls instead of letting me know MONTHS ago when they knew this, too. *sigh*
So, what to do instead? Well, selling the Cayman for anything resembling decent money (ie. I would have had to let it go for less than MSRP on a non-S new Cayman) wasn't working, either. Since I love the car other than the lack of power and LSD, I decided to send it to Farnbacher-Loles and let them turn it into what it should be:
http://www.farnbacherloles.com/st/projects.asp
Gonna get the works done to it and keep it. Looks like it would still be SM2 legal, so while I'd definitely do some track days, I'd also probably autocross it.
It was do this or get a Noble, and I chose this route. If I didn't already have the Cayman, I would have probably gone for a Noble. But having it makes this an easy choice.
--Donnie