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Richard Casto
 Post subject: Haiku
PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:09 pm 
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Ok, it's friday, hard to get work done and some Haiku popped into my head...

Last run of the day
Can I drop another tenth?
Crap! I hit a cone

Been working too long
Shagging cones for hours now
Where is replacement?

Another event
And I have lost yet again.
Is it me or car?

Laurinburg event
I only walked the course twice
Hope I don’t forget

Car is too heavy
Should I go on a diet?
But I love ice cream

Poor Dan and PJ
Are they tired of the jokes?
I know that I am.

Which type is better?
Autocross or track event.
Will find out myself

Wes and Schumacher
So what is the deal with this?
No love lost for “Chin”

The NCAC
Why can’t we all get along?
We all have big heads

Ok, I really should get back to work now.

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Michael Westerfield
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Put tires in big bags
Carried to upstairs closet
Wife is not happy

Ryan is sweating
Will Sheally's hair get the votes
No Donnie will win

My hand is hurting
Too many photochopped pics
Can't wait for party

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Stephen Westerfield
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What a bunch of dorks
Poetry is the gheyness
Where's Dan and PJ?

Watch out for that cone
Smack! You hit it dead center
2 seconds for you

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Wes Eargle
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Michael Westerfield wrote:
My hand is hurting
Too many photochopped pics
Can't wait for party


Westerfield's hand hurts
not because of Photoshop
Mike's wife cut him off

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CosbyWood
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I've just LOL'd
The live in doesn't get it
Please make the pain stop

Booze will flow freely
At tomorrow nights party
Who will get toasted

Who will get roasted
Where are Dan and PJ at?
I think they'll be it
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Michael Westerfield
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Wes Eargle wrote:
Michael Westerfield wrote:
My hand is hurting
Too many photochopped pics
Can't wait for party


Westerfield's hand hurts
not because of Photoshop
Mike's wife cut him off


Harsh words from Weargle
That's ok, He doesn't know
I'm amphibious

:P

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Keith Strassel
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I drive like the wind
Limit of machine and man
Every nerve aware

Shifting and drifting
It's mechanical music
Adrenaline surge
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Michael Westerfield
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Keith Strassel wrote:
I drive like the wind
Limit of machine and man
Every nerve aware

Shifting and drifting
It's mechanical music
Adrenaline surge


That's aweomse...
Red barchetta ftw

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Stephen Westerfield
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Finished my six pack
McGillicutty's, why not?
Regret this morning

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CosbyWood
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Burnt Piston award!
Not sure how to top that one
Gold door handle next!
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