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 Post subject: I've been in Asia, so writing Haiku...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:54 am 
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So I had this dream last night...
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Location: Oh, just Cary. Innocent little Cary.
I **SO** want to get back the the US and my rally car and
hanging out with you guys!

11-3-3
"Number one on time!"
Travel is so tedius
Fiying takes too long

Skymall magazine
Perfect captive audience
I'm hopelessly trapped

Straight North for ten hours
Early darkness, now headed south
Me, top of the world

11-4-3
Seven seventeen
Second time "That's my birthday"
Twenty four long hours

11-11-3
Sweet juicy burger
Two tall women with blond hair
Goodbye to China

"Burger King Opening Soon"
Flame broiled disappointment
has a bitter taste

China's bad water
Again and again, bathroom
Ah, sesame seeds

In Hong Kong airport
I'm bored with nothing to do
So, write new Haiku

Where is my girlfriend?
Her dieseling and fifty
I miss my sweetie

Mountains of Taiwan
Trees lush, buildings streaked dark grey
I had forgotten

Darting in and out
Three times faster than all cars
Go Taiwan scooter!

Pizza Hut Taipei!
Double pepperoni, ooooo
I ate way too much

Language barrier
With complicated topic
Leads to frustration


Not from this trip, but at least vehicle inspired, so I'll
include these too:

8-2-2
Much traffic ahead
Nice car, cute woman, behind
Front and back, futile

One motorcycle
Helmet, vest, and moccasins
Thank God, a muffler

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 4:26 pm 
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Totally Lacking an Inner Alien
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Location: In a margaritta with a hammock!!!!
Anders,

You obviously have too much time on you hands.

Those are funny!

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 Post subject: Hyku 2
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 2:45 am 
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I say Hi Koo
to you
too

Crazy american
drive in dirt
beat by skirt

Too lat at night
morning where you be
pitch black here

just miss tree
car too fast
Hello deer

Stop me please
Hyku no does rhyme
like disease of mind
too late to be up

Waiting for Pete
home to be
OH him home now
nite nite

Just back from the November night autocross.
Drove until 11:30 PM
Took the bus driver home
Waited for Pete to get home,
he decided to cruise Capitol Ave.
Naturally I thought he had broken down somewhere.
Sometines parenthood sux.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 11:07 am 
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A few quick driving, autocross, etc. inspired Haiku from this morning...

Blood pressure is up
It looks to be a good run
crap, I hit a cone

Two seconds behind
I think I need a new car
Or maybe I suck

Where is the next gate
Wow! I am off course again
Need to look ahead

Why don't you speed up
Or get out of the left lane
I am late for work

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