So I get pretty good at racing around cones in parking lots, and I now I get a warning for unsafe driving in the parking lot at work.
Came in early (so I can leave early) today, and there was all this, like, SPACE and stuff - so I turned the corner into the upper parking lot (where all the cool people park) into a fast, decreasing radius sweeper which continued smoothly into my space. No other cars or people within a couple hundred feet. I go upstairs to get a snack, and the HR lady tells me somebody complained about my unsafe driving in the parking lot. Quote, "He's going to kill somebody if he keeps doing that."
I NEVER EVER go faster than a crawl in between cars, or even if there's a car scattered here & there within a hundred feet of me, yet I see the rednecks and yuppies in their SUVs routinely travelling about 40mph between rows, while talking on their 2 way radios. Gimme a f(rea)cking break...
Needless to say, I invited her to the autox tonight.

I don't think she's coming, but she got the point after I educated her.