This just in:
After their success in bringing cheater tires to autocross. Falken continues on the next step of their evil master plan to ruin all american sport with their new golf Azeni.
Their secret revolutionary compound has been found in laboratory test to be the best and ultimate eraser for pencil marks on score cards.
Slice into the water on that last hole? It's no sweat with Azenis simply descretely swipe your score card over the patented eraser tread compound and those extra strokes will melt away leaving you feeling full and satisfied.
Sorry, it's late and I think I slipped into late night infomercial mode there for a minute.
Shawn