Jason Tower wrote:
grandpa, tell us that story again!
"well it was the season finale, 31 cars on grid. a couple of cars broke in qualifying but we all pitched in and got them running by race time. we were three wide going into turn 1, there was some paint traded but we all came out of it in one piece. entered the esses side by side with another guy but i held my line, he put two in the dirt and spun out behind me, all i could see was a huge dustcloud in my rearview mirror. lots of bump drafting on the back straight, between that and some seriously dicey trail braking i was able to make a pass on my fiercest competitor stick in 14, but he pulled an over under and we swapped positions four more time until the end. fortunately i timed my final corner just right and drafted around him to take the win by half a foot at the checker flag. steak dinner and bourbon that night never tasted so good!"
or
"i went golfing again, don't remember when or where as it all kind of runs together. one guy ran out of tees so we had to make an emergency stop in the clubhouse to get more, that was a close call. on the first hole we all sliced into the rough, and i nearly hit the wrong ball! boy was my face red, that could have been a real disaster. on the back nine i caught one of the other guys entering a 4 on his scorecard when he clearly hit 5 so i had him DQ'd. last hole, i'm tied with another guy and he hits a triple bogey! fortunately i only hit a double bogey and beat him by one stroke. grilled cheese and ginger ale at the club afterwards, mmm mmm!"
which one do you want to tell?
Post of the year right there ladies and gentlemen.
