Arthur McDonald wrote:
Well.
I appreciate decreasing slaloms. They are like decreasing radius turn on a road course - you have to get your entry speed right and you have to be patient.
Slaloms vs sweepers? I learned to autocross with THSCC, mostly on airstrip courses, so I have a lot more experience with slaloms than anything else. I don't claim to be really good at them, but I don't get surprised by them that often. I seem to have to have ongoing issues with long sweepers: I recall a miserable pro-solo at VMP in the 90's where my poor old 5.0 hopped around like crazy on the pavement ripples that crossed the sweepers at the ends of the course. Enough time has passed for me to admit that I finished dead last (or 10 spots behind Lynn Rothney-Kozlak) in FS that day, but I still hold the grudge: DEATH TO SWEEPERS!
I agree Art, I don't have a problem with decreasing slaloms, THEY ARE NOT DECEPTIVE IF YOU WALK THE COURSE.

(I like increasing ones too).
Steve, if you don't think a station wagon can autocross ask the Alien about AXing one quickly or doing so in a truck.
Most of our courses are not "sea of cones", some are. It depends on who designed it, what they were looking to do and how much experience they have. We are also limited by narrow sites and small lots. Many of the "AX's" you see on the internet are on some huge venue and quite frankly a lot of them look fun, but not too technically challenging
You don't AX well, because you don't try, don't walk the course, don't walk the course, and/or can't decypher the course, and/or it doesn't fit your skill set. You do better on track probably because you don't have to remember where the track goes and when you do, it whacks you upside the head so you remember.
No one is going to take you seriously and most will get annoyed with you. Your goal, I'm sure is to yank chains, and I get it but you are like a train wreck, that no matter how much you know to just drive by there is something that makes someone need to respond. However, if you don't put your time where your mouth (cursor) is, then just don't come, drop the kid off and leave. Just sayin'