Dammit, Mike, if you're going to leak my great ideas, you have to leak in their entirety. The new spec class *system* is a graduated one. You have to start in the club spec HS Civic. As you pax higher and higher, you get to move up classes. Obviously we will have as many Porsche products as possible in classes where they fit.
The bitch of the whole plan is that I get to maintain complete control of the sliding scale that we use to decide who gets moved up and when. Those who have ever posted pictures of David Hasselhoff on the forum are automatically excluded from all spec classes. Anyone who ever mentioned writing a book about me isn't excluded so much as they are likely to be stuck for life in the newly defined Z-stock (the spec car for that class is yet to be determined, but it's probably something along the lines of an early El Camino, Pinto, or perhaps as bad as a Pacer). Whoever nominated me for office gets lifetime duty manning the kiddy corral at all events, though in the interest of letting you "race" we will set up a few cones and see if you can whip anyone's kids in Big Wheel Class. I'll probably bring my kid just so you have no chance, though.
You people won't be so quick to volunteer for secretary when you see how I run the meetings, either. Ever hear of Parliamentary Procedure? Or the Dewey Decimal System? Those aren't nearly as rigid as what I've devised. Oh, and if you've ever posted pictures of David Hasselhoff on the forums you have lifetime duty manning the dunking booth we'll be having at all meetings from now on.
That's just the tip of the iceberg of my camPAIN platform. Saddle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
--Donnie