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 Post subject: 401-Keg plan...
PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:18 am 
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Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2003 12:31 pm
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Location: Fuquay-Varina, NC
From somewhere around Asheville:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Remember to always keep some your assets "Liquid" 8)

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:21 pm 
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Ha! Sounds my Lucent Technologies shares.

I'd have to agree Brad, beer is always a good investment with a great ROE. :lol:


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