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So, I'm driving a Subarishi EVOti, and this l@m3r in a BMVW pulls up. I'm rocking the big beats, so I don't pay him anny etention. But he honks his horn thr33 times, so I'm all like, "IT'S ON LIKE A CHINA BONE!"

I rev, and he revs. I get a little worried, because I can hear that he has two blow off valves. But it actually sounds like four, cause the sound is also reflecting off the building next to us. (You know the spot, Taylor Elementary School). I rev it up to 9500. Well, my tach only goes to 6.5, but I know what 9500 rmp sounds like!! The light turns green, and I dump the clutch!!111!!one!

I totally jump out in front of this guy at the start! THe EVOti's AWD can kill any other car! I shift to second, and he's s3v3n car lengths behind me! He starts to pull on me though. I shift to third, and he's catching up still, so I shift back down to second so that the turbo can spool up. Vooom! I'm talking I couldn't even look at the road my head was being held back so hard by the Geez!

Now that the turbo is spooled, I shift right to fourth, cause we all know that fourth gear is a 1 to 1 ratio that people dyno on, and I want to be in my strongest gear when I smoke this guy.

But suddenly I hear his blow off valves fire three times!!! I look next to me and HIS FRONT WHEELS ARE OFF THE GROUND AND HE'S TOTALLY PULLING ON ME!! I've never seen a FWD do that, not even in Initial D! And when he goes by me, I see flames popping out his tailpipe, and it's obvious he has a misfiring-system to keep his four turbos all double spooled up. The only way he could beat me was by cheating.

So he's waiting at the next light when I get there. I turn down my kicking tunes (my system is a 450 watt Blaupunked with multi-heads and elleventy billion CD changer, plus a couple kicker boxes in the trunk) and I say to the guy, "BMVWs **SUCK**!!" and I laughted and turned right, totally in a sick four wheel drift. And that's how I pwn3d that punk.

Andres Grizneen
Hotlanta Sp33333d Crew Represent!!
Keepin' it riz-eal on the striz-eet!!

That's not English, Keith.

You're right it's not english! My caRR is JDM! It's all about the Japanese Domestic Market! Imports forever!

Andres

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BS!

Da' SRT-4 is fastah and you wear dirving the lawnz mowerz!!! OMGFG ROFLDLW!! one11!

- dow

I wish we could have a setting to enable April Fools mode for our selves, all the time.

Anders

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