Me... in front of my house in the parking lane at 1:50 in the afternoon, while I was in it (the house, not the car). Filed a police report, called my insurance company.
Based on the paint color and location of the damage, whatever hit me was short and very green. We also found a piece of a side-mirror cover.
In the spirit of "dumb crooks", the guy was stupid enough to drive back by several hours later (slowing WAY down to check out the damage on my truck). Green Focus, damaged on the right front. My neighbor got the license number. Yay.
On about my 3rd call with USAA, they looked up to see who covered that car. Surprisingly, it was them. So the agent looked to see if the guy had put in a claim for damage. Guess what... he did, for a accident at 6PM the same day my car was hit (and not far from my house). Except it was a 3 car accident, and he'd been DWI, and he was only 19. Hum. I told them that even if he wasn't the one to hit me car, I could positively state that he had damage to his front right prior to the 6PM DWI accident.
Dumbass.
USAA waived my deductible.
Needless to say, I don't park my vehicles in the street anymore for very long. (It's a pretty busy road.)
Good Luck!