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Contrary to all that rubbish you see on TV:

1) Bottle of Merlot
2) Favorate snacks
3) ac/cd TV/VCR combo
4) stack of Alustrailian Tour Car Video's
5) flashlight
6) current issue of Grassroots

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Mark Vitacco
THSCC TT Chairman
mvitacco@bellsouth.net

To quote "Lipless" .... (if you don't get it, just congratulate yourself on being more cultured than me - a small feat) .... That's a lot better than the one I had!
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1. Look out window at 7 AM, realize rain gutter on porch roof is full of pine needles.
2. Perform emergency cleaning of rain gutters.
3. Fire up computer, work from home until right after lunch - big boom in the distance and power goes out.
4. Talk to Mom on phone. 'Rents power is out too.
5. Investigate WHOOMP outside. Marvel that pine tree ripped the sceen on the garage window but did not break the window.
6. Mailman actually lives up to motto. Open letter from some mathematical society. Make mistake of reading letter: writer says his Welsh Corgi thinks calculus is fun. Flashback to Math 33 final exam, break out in hives. Gasping for breath, redeploy letter to trash can.
7. Read backlog of car mags until it starts to get dark.
8. Dig out bunch of candles, light them, continue reading car mags until the power comes back on.

Hope everybody got through this OK.

Art