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 Post subject: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:20 am 
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I signed up to create a T-shirt design at the meeting last night and one of the ideas I thought would be cool is a Tarheel specific "racing quotes" shirt. I was thinking a large list with some of the funnier quotes shown as cartoons. Post them up here and I'll see where it goes.

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Shawn

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:22 am 
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Starter examples

"You can sleep in your car, but you can't race your house"
"Some people think of both feet in as an emergency procedure, I see it as a goal"

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:05 pm 
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My signature line..

"Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

I can't remember where I found/heard that.

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
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"Officer I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying".

"What can I haul in this car? A$$"!

"It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It only matters if you win".

"Objects in mirror are losing".

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:58 am 
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My Miata is faster than your Corvette (out here)

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:10 am 
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Ryan Holton wrote:
My Miata is faster than your Corvette (out here)


So this brings into play another quote from everyone....

"PAX sucks" :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:17 am 
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im the fastest on green group

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:28 am 
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Pick about any quote from this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7iUKaPlBl8

Such as...

"I need to be moved to a faster run group".

...or...

"I drive flat out"

...or...

"I didn't pass you by as I assumed you would crash in front of me"

This is too esoteric for a t-shirt, but still it is funny!

Richard

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:00 pm 
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I live life a quarter mile at a time :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:33 pm 
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I heard this one asked in a DE classroom session when the instructor was talking about turn in points, early vs late apex, etc.


"so, where in my turn in should I start my 4 wheel drift?"


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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:48 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:42 pm 
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Richard Casto wrote:
Pick about any quote from this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7iUKaPlBl8

Such as...

"I need to be moved to a faster run group".

...or...

"I drive flat out"

...or...

"I didn't pass you by as I assumed you would crash in front of me"

This is too esoteric for a t-shirt, but still it is funny!

Richard

That's what I was think about with my replay but in honor of my times running with PCA

"I will soon be taking this shirt off and showing off my perfectly tanned pecks while walking around with my perfectly fitted one piece race suit top tyed around my waist whilst I unload my Caymen off the aluminium trailer pulled by my Cayenne. "

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 Post subject: Re: Racing quotes T shirt.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:36 pm 
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Ask me about cone racing!

It's ALMOST like racing, well, sort of.

How did YOU waste your weekend?

Define WLC and give two examples.

Our autocross forum can kick your autocross forum's a%%!

We could have special 'road uniform' t-shirts:
THSCC
We're saving our gas for the weekends,
So we can take home all of your trophies.


Back in the Triassic era, we had t-shirts made up for an NCAC event that said, in big block letters:

(front of shirt)
THINK
FAST


(back of shirt)
THINK
THSCC

North Carolina's Premier Amateur Motorsports Organization

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