Racing quotes T shirt.

shawnwhipple · **Joined:** Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:28 pm **Posts:** 603

I signed up to create a T-shirt design at the meeting last night and one of the ideas I thought would be cool is a Tarheel specific "racing quotes" shirt. I was thinking a large list with some of the funnier quotes shown as cartoons. Post them up here and I'll see where it goes.

Thanks,

Shawn

shawnwhipple · **Joined:** Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:28 pm **Posts:** 603

Starter examples

"You can sleep in your car, but you can't race your house"
"Some people think of both feet in as an emergency procedure, I see it as a goal"

Richard Casto · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:05 pm

My signature line..

"Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

I can't remember where I found/heard that.

Vincent Keene · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:11 pm

"Officer I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying".

"What can I haul in this car? A$$"!

"It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It only matters if you win".

"Objects in mirror are losing".

Andrew Jonell · **Joined:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:43 pm **Posts:** 1350

2012 Champion of Parking Lot Maneuvering

clinehall · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:01 am

VK approved

Ryan Holton · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:58 am

My Miata is faster than your Corvette (out here)

RodneyWright · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:10 am

Ryan Holton wrote:

My Miata is faster than your Corvette (out here)

So this brings into play another quote from everyone....

"PAX sucks" :mrgreen:

clinehall · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:17 am

im the fastest on green group

Richard Casto · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:28 am

Pick about any quote from this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7iUKaPlBl8

Such as...

"I need to be moved to a faster run group".

...or...

"I drive flat out"

...or...

"I didn't pass you by as I assumed you would crash in front of me"

This is too esoteric for a t-shirt, but still it is funny!

Richard

BriceJohnson · **Joined:** Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:33 am **Posts:** 2230

I live life a quarter mile at a time :lol:

BretLuter · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:33 pm

I heard this one asked in a DE classroom session when the instructor was talking about turn in points, early vs late apex, etc.

"so, where in my turn in should I start my 4 wheel drift?"

:shock:

Michael Westerfield · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:48 pm

HPDE world champion

clinehall · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:42 pm

Richard Casto wrote:

Pick about any quote from this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7iUKaPlBl8

Such as...

"I need to be moved to a faster run group".

...or...

"I drive flat out"

...or...

"I didn't pass you by as I assumed you would crash in front of me"

This is too esoteric for a t-shirt, but still it is funny!

Richard

That's what I was think about with my replay but in honor of my times running with PCA

"I will soon be taking this shirt off and showing off my perfectly tanned pecks while walking around with my perfectly fitted one piece race suit top tyed around my waist whilst I unload my Caymen off the aluminium trailer pulled by my Cayenne. "

Arthur McDonald · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:54 am **Posts:** 2052

Ask me about cone racing!

It's ALMOST like racing, well, sort of.

How did YOU waste your weekend?

Define WLC and give two examples.

Our autocross forum can kick your autocross forum's a%%!

We could have special 'road uniform' t-shirts:
THSCC
We're saving our gas for the weekends,
So we can take home all of your trophies.

Back in the Triassic era, we had t-shirts made up for an NCAC event that said, in big block letters:

(front of shirt)
THINK
FAST

(back of shirt)
THINK
THSCC
North Carolina's Premier Amateur Motorsports Organization

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